►Phones without dialing keypads have higher status than phones with keypads, and don't even have to be connected to a phone line to enhance your image. ►Armored cords and flashing lights win extra points.►The faceplate can be customized with "God," White House," "Kremlin," "Pizza," "Santa Claus," "Superman," "Pentagon," or anything you like. Cost is $10 for a custom black & white faceplate, $12 for color.
Imagine people's reaction when you pick up a ringing red phone with the presidential seal and say, "Yes, Mr. President."