Ego-Boosting Phones

Ego-Boosting Phones


If you want to feel more important, make people think you're important, or make someone else feel important, get one of our high status bright red ego-boosting VIP phones.

Phones without dialing keypads have higher status than phones with keypads, and don't even have to be connected to a phone line to enhance your image. Armored cords and flashing lights win extra points.The faceplate can be customized with "God," White House," "Kremlin," "Pizza," "Santa Claus," "Superman," "Pentagon," or anything you like. Cost is $10 for a custom black & white faceplate, $12 for color.

Imagine people's reaction when you pick up a ringing red phone with the presidential seal and say, "Yes, Mr. President."


Some phones on this page are MADE TO ORDER, and usually ship 5 to 7 business days after you place your order. If you request and pay for fast shipping, that does not lessen the time it takes to make your phones.